Serena, the salty one and Pete,the peppery one, are a couple of grumpy old journo types who bring you an overview of the week in media

From Royal Wedding wank to the simplest of idiots making stupid errors, we will look at media treatments of gay events around the world, and the headlines that you didn't read right here in our own back yard

No one is immune - not event our own joystars

Join them to hunt through headlines, and wade through mediocrity, and just have a rollicking time

Guest spots over the series will include an etiquette guide from the modern gay and lesbian kids, brought to you by the fabulous Noni Hazlehurst, along with a bevy of special guests, most of them insomniacs

Salt and Pepper is a show like no other and that's more than likely a good thing